College Hacks

You’ve made it past midterms, and you are halfway to Holiday break, which means mental breakdowns are on most students list. To help with the work overload and occasional crying, I will offer up a few more hacks to make life a little less stressful and a little more doable.

1. Shower for success
● Cold showers stimulate the immune system and frees up the mind getting you more prepared to not fall asleep in class
2. When “No” means Nothing
● Is the awful tinder date still not taking the hint? Text them back saying: Message delivery failed. Further messages will be charged to your account.
3. Little Red remedy
● Are you dozing off in class? Just respond with, “oh they told me at the blood bank this would happen.”
4. Belly vs. Budget
● If you go to a vending machine, start with your lowest coins first, if the machine isn’t working, then you don’t lose as much money.
5. So icy, so icy
● It’s getting cold, and before you know it, ice will be covering your car. Put hand sanitizer on the handle to help defreeze it. The alcohol in the sanitizer should help break down the ice faster.